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Chocolate & Sweet Cream Marble Loaf

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Remember when I used to work out?

Gosh golly. In our first few weeks here in the Philippines, I worked out every morning. And by worked out, I mean I ran for five seconds. It wasn’t much, but it gave me license for an extra cookie.

Now I don’t work out anymore, and I have a million reasons why.

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Mango Cake

Mango Snack Cake

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I.AM.IN.LOVE.

With a mango snack cake and its crunchy, sugary, brulee-like topping and its melted butter on top. And then suddenly 18 pieces were gone.

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Peanut Butter Muffins

Peanut Butter & Honey Muffins

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Temperature Controlled Apartment vs. Freshly Baked Muffins?

No contest. And I’m happy to report that fluffy, nutty, honey-sweet muffins just came out of my oven. Which has an actual fire inside it. Be impressed.

Bonus: I’m pretty sure about one third of me melted during this entire baking/photographing process so I think that means I’m good for another 6 muffins.

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Fresh Mango Lassi

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I’m hunnnngry.

All.the.time.

I thought I was hungry in Minnesota, but dang. This new life in the Philippines has me eating at least 18 times a day. I’m blaming it on the sweltering heat and humidity along with a laundry list of other things, such as my new permanently shiny-faced-and-electrocuted-hair style.

Speaking of hotness, I hear there’s some kind of crazy heat wave back in the States. So if you didn’t already need this, now you N-E-E-D this. Like, for electrolytes and hydration and stuff.

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Baked French Toast

Baked Croissant Cinnamon French Toast

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I want to tell you that I’m a domestic queen and I made this for breakfast in our new Filipino apartment kitchen, but let me paint a more accurate picture for you:

I’m eating cold leftover rice and beans and there’s a fan blowing directly on my face. And I just felt a driplet of sweat run down my back.

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Smoothie

Berry Green Smoothie

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Truth: I drink green smoothies.

Truth: Bjork gets bugged out by green smoothies.  I pretend that he’s immature and usually give a mini-lecture about the health benefits of green smoothies, which usually ends with him eating a whole box of Marshmallow Mateys in one sitting.  1) Why can’t healthy green smoothies be rainbow colored, or sparkly, or covered with candy?  2) Pass me the Mateys.

BEST Truth: Green smoothies don’t have to be sewage-green!

Wait, that makes me sound like an idiot, but it’s actually genius.  Because when you put berries in the blender with your green smoothie, it turns blue and purple and pretty, and it covers up the greenness.

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Mini Donuts

Chocolate Glazed Baked Mini Donuts

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Just, just, just…

Breathe.  And eat a mini donut.

Breathe mini donuts? Yes.

That’s what the voice inside my head is saying these days.  That was when there were still mini donuts left.  That was like a year ago.  It was fun while it lasted.

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Healthy Double Chocolate Malt

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I hope our new apartment comes with a blender because I plan to make these ultra thick and creamy healthy double chocolate malts every morning in the Philippines. Chocolate for breakfast yo.

I’ve gotta be honest with you guys.

Searching for a home abroad (when you’re not physically abroad yet) can be a little weird. Think House Hunters International, via the internet, with more marital stress and less money. I mean, I was fully committed to at least three different places all within the same hour and when I changed my mind for the 4th time, Bjork went for a drive to McDonald’s. At least we have some stress management tactics.

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Cinnamon Roll Pancakes

Healthy Cinnamon Roll Pancakes

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One of my strengths is holding on to unnecessary items.

Unnecessary items of the old jacket, soap holder, throw pillow, Christmas figurine variety.

So it goes without saying that the upcoming garage sale – OUR upcoming garage sale, the one where we get rid of a bunch of our stuff – is giving me hives. And listening to my Brad Paisley Pandora station while pricing my old, unnecessary (but totally necessary) picture frames does not help the cause.

It’s funny how that works out – or doesn’t work out – because I live with a man who is a frequent flyer at the Goodwill. Getting rid of anything that hasn’t been used in a month, even if it was MINE and I was going to use it next month, is one of his strengths. Seriously, though, I was going to use that soap holder.

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Blackberries and Cream Oats with Honey

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This breakfast is my baby.

Ever since February when I needed a break from those yummy pumpkin oats, I’ve been getting myself out of bed with this. Every.single.day.

Reality check: I’ve been known to exaggerate on the blog and occasionally in real life, too, because apparently the blog isn’t real life? Anyways, I swear on a jar of honey that this is not an exaggeration. I eat this oatmeal every day.

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Salted Double Chocolate Muffins

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Sometimes I get to the end of the day and realize that I didn’t eat ANY vegetables all day.  Like, zero.  Usually it’s a Monday and it’s the day after Easter.

Wait, are there vegetables in teriyaki buffalo chicken wings?

No?  No.

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White Chocolate Blueberry Muffins

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This morning I went to the gym for no other reason than to earn the right to gorge myself on French fries tonight. I mean, right now. I mean, what?

This morning I also became the person who responds to emails on the elliptical.

Let’s be honest. My elliptical form is questionable at best. Apparently I struggle with balance on those little ski foot things? I don’t know. Moving arm handles and spinning feet thingies and tangled headphone cords and reruns of Real Housewives just seems like a little too much to handle all at once.

Add email into that mix and things are not pretty.

Oh, and Autocorrect? I won’t give you details, but just know that things got out of hand quickly.

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Cinnamon Sugar Donut Balls

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Alright everyone, gather ’round.

In honor of March arriving so suddenly and catching everyone by surprise (truth be told, I thought leap day was yesterday) (I mean leap year) (whatever), all that to say – I’d like you to meet someone.

This is the Donut Ball.

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Raspberry Cream Cheese Coffee Cake

Raspberry Cream Cheese Coffee Cake

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There used to be a pan of this Raspberry Cream Cheese Coffee Cake in my kitchen yesterday.

That was yesterday.

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Classic Dinner Pancakes

Classic Dinner Pancakes

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That is not a typo.

That’s a delicious stack of seventeen pancakes topped with salted butter and sweet maple syrup.  For DINNER.

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