Snacks

Baked Spicy Fries with Garlic Cheese Sauce

Hot, fresh, baked spicy fries are going to come out of your oven tonight. They just are. And I’m putting you under citizen’s arrest if you don’t cover your face in garlic cheese sauce. Did I say face? I meant fries. Fries, face, maybe both. As you can see from my extreme close-up photos, I’m [...]

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Salted Double Chocolate Muffins

Sometimes I get to the end of the day and realize that I didn’t eat ANY vegetables all day. Like, zero. Usually it’s a Monday and it’s the day after Easter. Wait, are there vegetables in teriyaki buffalo chicken wings? No? No.

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White Chocolate Cheesecake Brownies

I don’t mean to brag, but I just ate an extra marshmallowy bowl of Marshmallow Mateys for dinner. And by a bowl, I mean a box. And by Marshmallow Matey’s, I do not mean Lucky Charms. Seriously? I’m not even going to defend that.

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Peanut Butter S’mores Bars

Sometimes I just can’t stop thinking about dessert. Sometimes, as in 365 days a year. I don’t stand a chance focusing on an-ee-thing for one second when I have images of buttery graham cracker cookie dough layered with chocolate, peanut butter, and marshmallow cream running through my brain. And drool running down my chin. And [...]

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Best Ever Brownies

If you’re new to my blog, hidey-ho and welcome! I’d like to take this moment to let you know that I’m not a ten year old. I do know how to bake brownies from scratch, I swear.

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Healthy Chocolate Chip Peanut Butter Cookie Dough

Today I found out that Johnnie from AT&T is my iPhone guardian angel. The discovery all started with my annual swimsuit purchase from Marshall’s. I don’t know what that says about me, because: Marshall’s swimsuits have the potential to fit awkwardly, I certainly don’t need a swimsuit every year, I certainly don’t need a swimsuit [...]

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Crab & Avocado Nachos

I don’t mean to be bossy or anything, but… You must. Make. These. NOW.

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Malted Double Chocolate Chip Cookies

So, you know, I’m working on this little book. And I need things to photograph. So I stuffed a vanilla malt into a chocolate chip cookie and poured myself a glass of milk. Suddenly I found myself elbow deep in this buttery, crumbly, malt-y, weird looking but seriously wonderful dough. And then I ate a [...]

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Triple Chocolate Party Balls

Once upon a time, I ate a million Triple Chocolate Party Balls. And Bjork got me an iPhone for Christmas. I downloaded my first app: Instagram. And then I fell in love with Instagram. I played for way too long with Instagram. Everything I saw suddenly became an Instagram. I dreamed in Instagram. Psychosis? No, [...]

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Chili Cheese Black Bean Dip

Wait, Christmas is over already? Hmmph. So, like, is it New Year’s yet? And can we still hang out and have parties all week? And where’s the Chili Cheese Black Bean Dip?

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