February 12, 2016
Cauliflower Fried Rice. We are getting that ultra-hip today.
Because sometimes life is life, and you just gotta keep the food really simple. And super healthy. And deliciously delicious.
Like when you come back from vacation on a Monday and you realize, on Friday, that it actually just takes you twice as long to recover from your trip-scapades than the amount of time you actually spent tripping. Is that a win or a fail? Don’t answer that.
Or like when you bought a bunch of ingredients to make really awesomely creative and powerhouse nutritious food for the week, but then it becomes the end of the week and you open the fridge and all your good ingredients are still staring you back in the face while your empty cereal boxes are telling the hard truth about your real life.
Or like when you try to wake up in the morning but bed – oh that sweet loving BED – it’s so warm and so comfy and it calls you back in for roughly 50 million alarm snoozes. Honestly, sometimes I just try to think about what life is like for you amazingly adult heroes with the little ones, you people who wake up all night and then early in the morning and have to be a functioning person in the world who is responsible for a job, a house, and the safety and well-being of your tiny humans, and I just get 200% overwhelmed. Please tell me – what is your secret? Are you all just so very good at hiding your lack of sleep? Have you developed super powers? How are you even alive? ALL HAIL THE PARENTS.